The Ghost Hunters
|Voiced by||Trey Parker and Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Dead Celebrities|
Grant Wilson and Jason Hawes are paranormal investigators and television hosts who make millions of dollars every year walking into people's houses and recording themselves freaking out over soft noises and pissing their pants everywhere. Did you hear that? It must be a spooky ghost. When Ike Broflovski was seeing the ghosts of dead famous people, they were summoned to investigate... and proceeded to piss themselves in the Broflovski family living room and freak out over nothing. It's just a typical day in producing an all-new episode of Ghost Hunters.
- "Did you hear that? It was like a... it was like a... dee.. Is there a spooky ghost here?? Uh LOOK. What is that? What is that??" (Dead Celebrities)
- "Oh man I am really scared. Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What is this? What is this? There's a, there's a, a wetness coming from my pants!" (Dead Celebrities)
- Dead Celebrities (s13e08)