|Voiced by||Vernon Chatman|
|First Appearance||Sexual Healing|
Tiger Woods had it all - a successful pro golfing career, a beautiful wife, millions of dollars in endorsement deals. That all changed when his adultery was exposed, and despite an apology campaign and an entertaining and well-selling PGA tour game, ultimately Tiger Woods' reputation was destroyed. In a bid to regain his old reputation, he joined Tom Cruise and two-hundred other celebrities in trying to sue the town of South Park for slander.
- "I am so happy that I am cured, and no longer have any desire to have sex with anyone but my beautiful wife." (Sexual Healing)