|Voiced by||Trey Parker and Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||The List|
The ugliest kids at South Park Elementary all sit together in the lunch room. They all have low self-esteem and don't like playing or hanging out with the other kids, fearing further ostracizing for their looks. Some of them are angry with society for rejecting them and want to lash out by burning the school down to the ground - and some of them just want some pickles. They were briefly joined by Kyle Broflovski after he was ranked at the bottom of the girls' list. They also briefly joined the PlayStation 4 army during Black Friday.
- "Are you going to finish your pickle?"