Lead by the notoriously preppy Mike "Vampir" McKowski, this clique of Vamp kids loves fangs, drinking clamato juice and shopping at Hot Topic. Just don't confuse them with the Goth Kids, or you're in for a one-way trip to Scottsdale. The only thing that can unite the two warring cliques is the threat of 'Emo Kids'. The Vampire Kids were temporarily defeated when their lair at Hot Topic was burned down but since their leader's triumphant return they have become one of South Park's biggest cliques, participating in assemblies, bullying videos, and a Black Friday smackdown. Other Vamp Kids include Bloodrayne, Larry, Rebecca Miller, Phillip Russ, Tommy Petros, formerly Sarah Collins, and an older African-American Twilight fan.
- The Ungroundable (s12e14)
- Butterballs (s16e05; cameo)
- Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (s17e04)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
Though originally slated for a larger role in the final version of the game, but ultimately they only appear as part of Clyde Donovan's Army of Darkness at the end of the game, and the player does not fight them directly.