|Hair Color||Blonde (wig)|
|Occupation||Prostitute; Law Officer|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First Appearance||Butters' Bottom Bitch|
While few know until it's too late, the infamous prostitute Yolanda is, in fact, a lone, male officer of the law seeking to rid the town of prostitution. She makes sure to reveal her intentions at the most convenient time for both parties before booking 'em. In fact, she spent over a year with her beloved pimp-turned-husband KeShawn, before she revealed her true identity and arrested him.
- "FREEZE!!! I'm a cop!" (Butters' Bottom Bitch)
- Butters' Bottom Bitch (s13e09)