Allied Atheist Alliance
In an alternate timeline where Richard Dawkins marries Janet Garrison, sea otters evolve to human cranial capacity and refuse to believe in God. Using ostriches and scout walkers for transportation, these giant otters wage war with the United Atheist Alliance and Unified Atheist League to resolve the 'Great Question' - and to prove the superiority of their choice of name. They worship science as part of their atheism. When the timeline is repaired by The Time Child, they become parts of a unified/allied atheist alliance/league in the future instead, assuring advanced sea otters will come to exist.
- "This is the dawning of the sea otter! Know this, time child! I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!" (Go God Go)
The frame story of the game is told by an elderly otter to younger otters, describing The Time Child's adventures with his friends battling Scott Tenorman. The first three levels are also based on the same episodes and feature human members of both atheist leagues battling Scott's Gingerbots.