|First Appearance||Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy|
Beth is Dawg's obedient and intelligent "bitch" - or, if you want to be politically correct, his top woman on the team. She's good with technology and knows how to track hallway rule-breakers - and she knows how to use bear mace. She has an unflinching loyalty to Dawg and will do whatever he asks of her without question. She also has ridiculously large breasts - the kind that Kenny McCormick probably dreams about.
- Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (s10e10)
- She is a parody of Beth Chapman, the wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter, who was parodied in the episode via Cartman.