|Occupation||National Security Agency Chief|
|Voiced by||Bill Hader|
|First Appearance||Let Go, Let Gov|
Chief Joe is in charge of the National Security Agency (NSA) under the Federal Government and leads a force of detectives in watching over the internet usage of millions of Americans. He employed "Bill Clinton" at the agency to help archive and keep track of even more data, taking him on a ride-along to the home of an individual believed to be dangerous. After an argument about whether Eric Cartman counted as 'fat and unimportant' or 'ripped and sweet', he revealed the NSA's deepest secret to "Clinton" - it's usage of Santa Claus as a central computer for it's intensive surveillance. He deciced "Clinton", his identity as Cartman revealed, was indeed not a threat to the agency when he went rogue.
- "There's a lot of people working here at the NSA. Good people, people who just wanna keep America safe." (Let Go, Let Gov)
- "This is very top security stuff, because if people knew how we did it, then everyone would do it. Then our enemies would do it. We can't let our enemies get their hands on this." (Let Go, Let Gov)
- "See, there's a lot of people out there who think like you, people who think their government doesn't have the right to go around poking their noses in the e-mails of its citizens. That is, until a plane flies into a couple of towers and a little girl loses her life. You wanna live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home, and that land won't be home so long as folks out there wanna take that American flag and shove it so far up your anus that you crap stars and stripes for a week, and as you're sittin' there on the toilet with the Star-Spangled Montezuma's Revenge there's one thing I can guarantee you." (Let Go, Let Gov)
- Let Go, Let Gov (s17e01)