|First Appearance||Creme Fraiche|
One of the arch-enemies of all fast food, Jamie Oliver has made it his mission in life to make sure food is healthy and eliminate fast foods, though he has a tendency to cry and ask why people don't listen to him. During a major speech at the United Nations, the Colonel hired Eric Cartman to have Oliver assassinated, but the plan was botched, and the Colonel ordered the whole operation destroyed. Oliver later came to the town to work in the same kitchen as Cartman (in disguise) as well as Randy Marsh and a variety of other prime-time chefs. After an ol' fashioned, everything went back to normal and Jamie Oliver went back to crying about chicken nuggets.
- "Hold on. Wait. School cafeteria food needs to be healthy... Why, why won't people listen to me?" (Creme Fraiche)