Moses is a supercomputer and revered religious figure with a strong desire for macaroni pictures. The leader of the Jewish people, he appears to his disciples during meteor showers and if they require help in the battlefields of Zaron. He also serves as the Super Best Friends' computer, often providing assistance in their battles against villains such as David Blaine and Mecha-Streisand.
- "Um... Let me think..."
- "The hour of Jewbilee is near. Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed." (Jewbilee)
- "I desire... macaroni pictures." (Jewbilee)
- "Oh I know... Barbra Streisand can't resist singing duets with Niel Diamond." (201)